Showing posts with label NFL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NFL. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Updates


I find myself very uninspired right now to right about anything except for football. Football it is.

The latest transactions in the NFL are as follows:
ME AND THE COWBOYS ARE TOTALLY DONE. THEY CUT MY 2 FAVORITE PLAYERS (ROY WILLIAMS AND TERRELL OWENS) LIKE PRACTICALLY AT THE SAME TIME

Ray Lewis returns to the Baltimore Ravens
Bengals send TJ Houshmanzadeh to Seattle, sign Ex-Jet Lavernaeus Coles
Jason Taylor got cut by the Redskins (hahaha)
Matt Cassel gets shipped to KC after being designated the franchise player of the NE Patriots
Former UM Star Quarterback Ken Dorsey is cut by the Cleveland Browns
Plaxico's suspension was lifted
Defensive Backs Dre Bly (Broncos) and Chris McCallister (Ravens) both get cut (ughhhhhhh)
Close personal friend Jabari Greer formerly of the Bills signs with the New Orleans Saints
RIP MARQUISE COOPER AND COREY SMITH

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

iHate


I STRONGLY DISLIKE WHEN PERFECTLY GOOD NFL PLAYERS GET CUT, SYMBOLIZING THE END OF THEIR CAREERS (notice the Declaration of Independence-like capitalization...sorta). The NFL has evolved into a business and I do not like it at all. Not to say that it has always been different. My uncle, Mark Robinson was a pro-bowl caliber strong safety for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers for several years before he blew his knee out. He was cut the day after. My father was the same case except he was a running back. I rest my case. If a player makes too much, ask him to take a paycut. If he is a detriment to the team, sit him down and resolve the issue. However, fan favorites should never be released. Maybe traded but to be cut in the NFL is the ultimate insult. I am extremely angry over the events that have occurred over the past few days.


RIP the careers of...

Marvin Harrison (WHATT!?!?!ok, honestly?)

Fred Taylor(maybe, but not really)

Patrick Surtain(really?)

DJ Hackett

Warrick Dunn (i liked him)

Derrick Brooks (%$@#!)

Joey Galloway

Ike Hilliard

Cato June

Deuce McCallister

Marcus Washington
(LIKE 2 SECONDS AGO) Lavernaeus Coles


May they either find another team or retire to Hawaii, forever bitter when the Pro Bowl comes to town...


Tuesday, February 10, 2009

GAME OVER (the creativity shines)


Pacman is in a heap of trouble. Blinky and Pinky and all those other blobs have finally caught up to him and he ran out of the big flashing dots to eat. Just kidding, not that Pacman (hahaha I am a comedic genius huh). As a whole, Adam Jones (the corner formerly known as Pacman) has been an example of showmanship and a behavioral issue for team owners throughout his troubled career. Personally, I like Pacman for several reasons. Not only does he wear my jersey #32, but he is a solid defensive back with a playing style that I thoroughly enjoy. He is perfectly capable of playing both sides of the ball as demonstrated by his time with the Tennessee Titans.
Although he is a phenomenal athlete (yes, he did have a mediocre season), his off-field reputation precedes him. In 2007, Pacman was arrested in Las Vegas after a brawl (and later shooting) that left one person paralyzed from the waist down. Two more strip club patrons were shot during the same incident (hahahaha). Outside of having people shot at skin joints, Pacman has had a reputation as a raging alcoholic. Most recently, after a brief stint in rehab, Pacman was released from the Dallas Cowboys. Personally, I disagree with the Cowboys' decision to release Pacman because even though he had a below average season, he did reach out for help with his problems and he was abandoned instead of aided. Here's where I could go all off topic and say how Black Athletes (namely football players) are persecuted today. But I won't because you won't like that. Thank you for your time and goodbye. Beam me up, Scotty. I'm out.